Blame it on the communists

an excellent question

good question, but i don't care. :P i have my forks and spoons so im happy.

cuz we can

diet control?

Dont worry, all the bits that get stuck to the sticks end up in your hair for later comsumption

Dr Spencer Reid :-)

The rice clumps together and the sticks grip said sides.

That said a spoon would work wonders.

chopsticks refuse to work with anyone besides asians.

Untrue. I am beyond white, and I use them just fine.

I never hold chopsticks the right way, but the weird thing is that only white people will point that out to me.

I am not asian in the slightest, and I've spent months at a time eating everything (I mean everything) with chopsticks.



well, there isn't actually a right way to use them.

I eat rice with a spoon.

eh.

Statement agreed with :3